tisser
Danish
Verb
tisser
- present of tisse
Noun
tisser c
- penis
- 2011, Robert Muchamore, Cherub 11 - Blod og krom, Art People, →ISBN:
- »Må jeg stikke min tisser i dig?« Alle drengene begyndte at grine hysterisk, mens en pige, der hed Jane, sparkede Chris over skinnebenet og kaldte ham et svin.
- (please add an English translation of this quote)
- 2011, Hanne Højgaard Viemose, Hannah, Gyldendal A/S, →ISBN:
- Det var fuglefangeren, der greb i mine arme og ben, falder ih og falder ah, hvis nogen spør mig ... din tisser Hans, hvor er din tisser, så svarer jeg, åh falder ih og falder ah, snavsede fingre famlede i mine trusser, at jeg er papegøjen, har du glemt at ...
- (please add an English translation of this quote)
- 2012 October 28, “Fedesvinet”, in naterotik.dk:
- Må jeg se din tisser igen, jeg har aldrig set sådan en før. Selvfølgelig, svarede jeg, rejst mig og smed bukserne.
- (please add an English translation of this quote)
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Synonyms
- diller
- penis
- pik
- pjovert
- sjover
- tissemand
- tredje ben
French
Etymology
From alteration of Middle French tissir, from Old French tissir, formed analogically from the original tistre, itself from Latin texō, from Proto-Italic *teksō, either from Proto-Indo-European *tḗtḱ-ti or from *teḱ-se-ti, both from *teḱ- (“to beget, produce”). The original past participle was tissu.
Pronunciation
- IPA(key): /ti.se/
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Verb
tisser
- (transitive) to weave, plait, wreathe
Conjugation
Conjugation of tisser (see also Appendix:French verbs)
| infinitive | simple | tisser | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| compound | avoir + past participle | ||||||
| present participle or gerund1 | simple | tissant /ti.sɑ̃/ | |||||
| compound | ayant + past participle | ||||||
| past participle | tissé /ti.se/ | ||||||
| singular | plural | ||||||
| first | second | third | first | second | third | ||
| indicative | je (j’) | tu | il, elle, on | nous | vous | ils, elles | |
| (simple tenses) | present | tisse /tis/ | tisses /tis/ | tisse /tis/ | tissons /ti.sɔ̃/ | tissez /ti.se/ | tissent /tis/ |
| imperfect | tissais /ti.sɛ/ | tissais /ti.sɛ/ | tissait /ti.sɛ/ | tissions /ti.sjɔ̃/ | tissiez /ti.sje/ | tissaient /ti.sɛ/ | |
| past historic2 | tissai /ti.se/ | tissas /ti.sa/ | tissa /ti.sa/ | tissâmes /ti.sam/ | tissâtes /ti.sat/ | tissèrent /ti.sɛʁ/ | |
| future | tisserai /ti.sʁe/ | tisseras /ti.sʁa/ | tissera /ti.sʁa/ | tisserons /ti.sʁɔ̃/ | tisserez /ti.sʁe/ | tisseront /ti.sʁɔ̃/ | |
| conditional | tisserais /ti.sʁɛ/ | tisserais /ti.sʁɛ/ | tisserait /ti.sʁɛ/ | tisserions /ti.sə.ʁjɔ̃/ | tisseriez /ti.sə.ʁje/ | tisseraient /ti.sʁɛ/ | |
| (compound tenses) | present perfect | present indicative of avoir + past participle | |||||
| pluperfect | imperfect indicative of avoir + past participle | ||||||
| past anterior2 | past historic of avoir + past participle | ||||||
| future perfect | future of avoir + past participle | ||||||
| conditional perfect | conditional of avoir + past participle | ||||||
| subjunctive | que je (j’) | que tu | qu’il, qu’elle | que nous | que vous | qu’ils, qu’elles | |
| (simple tenses) | present | tisse /tis/ | tisses /tis/ | tisse /tis/ | tissions /ti.sjɔ̃/ | tissiez /ti.sje/ | tissent /tis/ |
| imperfect2 | tissasse /ti.sas/ | tissasses /ti.sas/ | tissât /ti.sa/ | tissassions /ti.sa.sjɔ̃/ | tissassiez /ti.sa.sje/ | tissassent /ti.sas/ | |
| (compound tenses) | past | present subjunctive of avoir + past participle | |||||
| pluperfect2 | imperfect subjunctive of avoir + past participle | ||||||
| imperative | – | – | – | ||||
| simple | — | tisse /tis/ | — | tissons /ti.sɔ̃/ | tissez /ti.se/ | — | |
| compound | — | simple imperative of avoir + past participle | — | simple imperative of avoir + past participle | simple imperative of avoir + past participle | — | |
| 1 The French gerund is usable only with the preposition en. | |||||||
2 In less formal writing or speech, these tenses may be found to have been replaced in the following way:
(Christopher Kendris [1995], Master the Basics: French, pp. 77, 78, 79, 81). | |||||||
Derived terms
- métier à tisser
- tissage
- tisserand
- tisserin
- tisser sa toile
- tisseur
- tissu
References
- Etymology and history of “tisser”, in Trésor de la langue française informatisé [Digitized Treasury of the French Language], 2012.
Further reading
- “tisser”, in Trésor de la langue française informatisé [Digitized Treasury of the French Language], 2012.
Norwegian Bokmål
Verb
tisser
- present of tisse