asswipe

English

Bahuvrihi compound of ass +‎ wipe

asswipe (countable and uncountable, plural asswipes)

(Canada, US, informal, vulgar) An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person.
He is such an asswipe!
- 1996, Timothy Jay, What to Do When Your Students Talk Dirty, page 207:
  ...they have been exchanging insults in writing: "dickhead," "dillweed," "fuzzbutt," "dorkwad," "asswipe," and so forth.
(Canada, US, informal, vulgar, uncountable) Toilet paper.
- 1976, Micheal Clodfelter, The Pawns of Dishonor, Branden Press, →ISBN, page 249:
  I rapidly expended my own and everyone else’s supply of tiny C-ration rolls of asswipe and was reduced to wiping my nasty behind with leaves and grass.
- 1983, Nicholas Proffitt, Gardens of Stone, Carroll & Graf, →ISBN, page 317:
  “ […] Into your packs you put your toilet articles, mess kits, extra socks, and skivvies and longjohns if you have them. If you have a roll of asswipe, put that in, too. […] ”
- 2008, Joseph Heywood, Death Roe: A Woods Cop Mystery, Globe Pequot, →ISBN, page 252:
  “I doubt a dime would buy a single square of asswipe in this city, […] ”
(informal, Canada, US, figuratively, derogatory) A periodical which has the habit of publishing questionable truths.
Our local paper is an asswipe.

(toilet paper): wipebreech, torchecul, arsewisp, bumfodder, tail-napkin, wipe-breech

vulgar: annoying or worthless person

Something used to wipe one's anus after defecation

dishonest periodical