sperm blossom

sperm blossom

See also: sperm-blossom

English

Alternative forms

• sperm-blossom

Noun

sperm blossom (plural sperm blossoms)

1. (humorous, derogatory, rare) A child; one’s offspring.
   • 2000 December 15th, melcocha, rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc, “Re: Whoo-hoo!” (see the original message)

     Did I see Daddy Average towing his sperm blossoms to the game? Of course not. I saw no kids at all.

   • 2007, Kurt Andersen, Heyday, page 455

     The fugitive pute was not carrying the fool’s sperm-blossom.

   • 2008 March 20th, Felicia Day, The Guild I:viii: “Tipping Point”, 1:47–1:50

     You mean I’m watching your sperm blossoms because you’re training to be a stripper?!

Synonyms

• crotch fruit