smurves
English
Noun
smurves
- (hypercorrect, humorous) plural of smurf
- 1998 March 21, User6, “Porn pics of the devil worshipping smurfs”, in alt.fan.teen.idols, Usenet, retrieved 2022-08-30:
- Why don't you like the smurves? The smurves are our friiends!
- 1999 January 29, Smurf, “Smurves & Llamas”, in alt.religion.kibology, Usenet, retrieved 2022-08-30:
- Llamas sit around all day doing what appears to be nothing while us humans run around working our butts off to stay afloat in society. I mean, llamas can survive simply by standing around, chewing hay and spitting at passerbys whilst plotting how to take over the world with their Smurf friends. Can you do that? I didn't think so. And Smurves. They were able to get a few years worth of air time on TV. Have you ever had your own show? Again, I didn't think so. All of this leads to the inevitable conclusion that llamas and Smurves are smarter than humans.
- 2008 February 18, Frank Masterson, “happy president's day”, in alt.punk, Usenet, retrieved 2022-06-26:
- "I see smurves and I see milves because of wolves and of elves." -BC