fuck me

fuck me

See also: fuck-me

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Interjection

fuck me

1. (vulgar, slang) An interjection expressing that someone is surprised, impressed, or dismayed.

   Synonyms: see Thesaurus:wow

   Fuck me! That movie was good!

   Fuck me! He didn't have to pay that parking ticket because he had a great excuse!

   Oh, fuck me, that paper was due today!

   • 1976, Emmett Grogan, Final Score, New York: Holt, Rinehart and Winston, →ISBN, page 15:

     […] Who the hell'd go around trying to shoot strangers in their own neighborhood, anyway? No. No one shits in his own backyard. No one … no one, except stark raving lunatics. Fuck me!

   • 1998, Joel and Ethan Coen, The Big Lebowski, spoken by Walter Sobchak (John Goodman):

     Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos!

2. Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see fuck,‎ me.
   • 2019, Jennifer Keishin Armstrong, Sex and the City and Us, Simon and Schuster, →ISBN, page 96:

     She straddled this guy, yelling, “Fuck me, you big stud, fuck me!” Then she stopped, concerned.

Translations

vulgar expression of surprise at impressive and usually positive events

Finnish: hitto (fi), hemmetti (mildly vulgar); vittu (fi), helvetti (fi), jumalauta (fi) (vulgar) French: putain (fr), merde (fr) German: Scheiße (de), heilige Scheiße, nicht zu fassen, Wahnsinn (de), ach du Scheiße, ich glaub ich spinn Jamaican Creole: kiss mi neck

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Chinese: Mandarin: 我肏 (zh) (wǒ cào) Portuguese: puta que pariu (pt) Russian: ёб! (job!) (vulgar), блядь! (ru) (bljadʹ!) (vulgar), ёб твою́ мать! (jób tvojú matʹ!) (vulgar), ёбаный в рот! (jóbanyj v rot!) (vulgar), пизде́ц! (ru) (pizdéc!) (vulgar), охуе́ть! (ru) (oxujétʹ!) (vulgar) Spanish: ¡joder! (es) (vulgar), ¡me cago en...! (vulgar) Turkish: hasiktir (vulgar)

See also

• fuck-me
• fuck you
• FML
• fucking hell