fap

See also: FAP

English

Pronunciation

IPA^(key): /fæp/
Audio (AU) (file)
Rhymes: -æp

Etymology 1

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Late 16th century.

Adjective

fap (not comparable)

(obsolete) Drunk.
- c. 1597, William Shakespeare, “The Merry VViues of VVindsor”, in Mr. William Shakespeares Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies […] (First Folio), London: […] Isaac Iaggard, and Ed[ward] Blount, published 1623, OCLC 606515358, [Act I, scene i]:
  BARDOLPH: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences. / EVANS: It is his 'five senses'; fie, what the ignorance is! / BARDOLPH: And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions passed the careires.

Synonyms

See Thesaurus:drunk

Etymology 2

Onomatopeic Internet neologism from the sound of male masturbation, originally used in English translations of some adult Japanese manga, and popularized on the Internet by the webcomic The Thin H Line/Sexy Losers and other online sources.

Interjection

fap

(informal, Internet slang, vulgar) To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.
I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!
She's single?... *fap fap fap*
(informal, vulgar) Pornography.

Verb

fap (third-person singular simple present faps, present participle fapping, simple past and past participle fapped)

(slang) To masturbate.
- 2014, Caitlin Moran, How to Build a Girl, Ebury 2015, p. 39:
  For what reason – other than a knowing sadistic streak – would they have named something millions of teenage girls were fapping themselves senseless with ‘Mum’?

Synonyms

See Thesaurus:masturbate

Descendants

→ Finnish: fäpätä
→ German: fappen, fappieren
→ Polish: fapać
→ Russian: фапать (fapatʹ)
→ Welsh: ffapio

Noun

fap (plural faps)

(slang, countable) A session of masturbation.
I was horny, so I had a quick fap in the public restroom.

Derived terms

fap off
fappable
Fappening
fapper
fapping
fappy
fapworthy

Anagrams

AFP, FP&A, PFA