donkeypunch

donkeypunch

See also: donkey-punch and donkey punch

English

Noun

donkeypunch (plural donkeypunches)

1. Alternative form of donkey punch
   • 2001 September 28, ravnetard, “I will sleep with you for 1 oz. of pot!”, in alt.drugs.hard, Usenet‎:

     im curious,,will you take it in the ass and the cunt at the same time handcuffed to the headboard? will you be a trooper and ride it out even if i burn your ass with a cigarette? how do you feel about the donkeypunch? will you please me like that blindfolded?

   • 2007 July 2, America the Beautiful, “More hapless engles lose their jobs...”, in alt.nuke.the.usa, Usenet:

     You've got him all worked up with the Donkeypunch bit... If he wants a punch to the back of the head all he has to do is ask.

   • 2008 February 5, TheShubes, “I need an excuse to cum on this girl”, in Ultimate-guitar.com‎:

     pull out and fire / dont give 'em time to react / if all else fails, use the donkeypunch

   • 2009 October 14, hollandshope4, “The Donkeypunch”, in Pocketfives.com‎:

     The donkeypunch is when you are banging a girl in the ass doggystyle and then you punch her in the side. This causes her anal spinchter to tighten and apparently is an amazing sensation.

Verb

donkeypunch (third-person singular simple present donkeypunches, present participle donkeypunching, simple past and past participle donkeypunched)

1. Alternative form of donkey punch
   • 2008 November 26, The Citizen, “(RSPoliticsW) I guess God (n.H.) DOES have a sense of humor...”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling, Usenet‎:

     Damn...did some lucky guy manage to donkeypunch her before I had a chance to fulfil my longtime fantasy?

   • 2009 March 26, Kevin Anderson, “Mh Picks for the Three Stooges”, in alt.slack, Usenet‎:

     Your mom does. She loves when I donkeypunch her.

   • 2010 May 2, fightinirish409, “is there a safe way to have sex with a girl thats hep c+?”, in Bluelight.ru‎:

     About the farting -if you actually tasted the air biscuits you might want to get tested, if you just smelt it you are OK. You probably just feel sick from the shit in your nose. Hey look at the bright side, if you got the Hep, condoms are no longer an issue. Dont forget to Donkeypunch her tho.

   • 2011 July 3, rburgess, “I seriously love women”, in Acapella.harmony-central.com‎:

     Donkeypunch her and send her home on the bus.