dildon't

dildon't

English

Etymology

Blend of dildo +‎ don't.

Noun

dildon't (plural dildon'ts)

1. A poor quality or otherwise unapproved dildo.
   • 2007 May 12, FastWolf, “Re: Re: i like paris hilton (off topic, am i ever on topic?)”, in alt.drugs.hard, Usenet‎, message-ID <[e-mail]>:

     Call me old fashioned, but the cyberdong virtual dildo just didn't do it for me. […] PS= Does that make the cyberdong a dildon't? ... okay I apologize <g>

   • 2010 August 31, Nemo, “Re: Women's Equality Day”, in alt.humor.puns, Usenet‎, message-ID <uHZeo.2695$[e-mail]2>:

     She can't. The big strap-on dildo she's wearing for the day will get in the way!

     And when its batteries run out, it becomes a dildon't!

   • 2015 November 28, Erika Moen, Matthew Nolan, “The Toys That Live in our Bedroom”, in Oh Joy Sex Toy‎, retrieved November 11, 2016:

     [the link points to an NSFW webcomic]

     We've tried a few dilDON'Ts in our life... But I assure you that [dildo brand names] are our top two dilDOs.